I'm an average Singaporean guy in his early 30s who enjoys penning his experiences of more than just Vanilla times in bed.
The Snake Adventures
Friday, May 22, 2020
Project: Chrissy, Part I
Wednesday, December 18, 2019
The Other Side. Part II
He finally uncovered her eyes and she was in a shock....
Tuesday, December 17, 2019
The Other Side.
Searching on google to see how she can improve her skills in bed and what not. One night she went into a chatroom asking guys what they love in bed and can they be pleased.
She became engrossed in seeking answers and all of it feels a tad boring. A few months later with numerous unsuccessful dates to move on. She accidentally leaves her phone in a cab. A stranger finds it unlocked. He wanted to help the owner get her phone back and eventually started looking through her phone…
She thanks him for returning the phone over dinner as they chit chat he brings out the topic of secret desires.. she asks if he had looked through her phone. He tells her that is not important and starts paying compliments to her body.
He orders 3 shots of tequilas as he calls for the bill.
The drinks arrive and he places 2 shots to her side. She was taken aback and asked why she had to drink 2. He reaches out from his bag and places a Eye Cover Mask beside the second shot and says “If you want to take a chance at something new this is it.”
She takes a big gulp with the first shot and gets a lil hesitant.He whispers, you have a great body and asset so don’t let 1 guy bring you down. With those comforting words she boldly puts on the blind fold and downs the 2nd tequila. “What now?” she asked…
He goes “shhhh…” as he takes her by the hand and walks for a few minute. Slowly guiding her, she suddenly trips and he catches her fall. They continue walking further and her heart starts pounding harder as she hear sounds of a lift.Her ears get blocked suddenly, not knowing what to expect. She hears a sliding door and the breeze starts hitting her face.
He slowly runs down the back of his hands on the sides of her body as he whispers “you’re in safe hands so keep your eyes closed.”Her breathing started to return to normal and as he slightly squeezes her thighs and runs his hands up her tender body. He whispers “your tender sexy body is something real men desires” as he begun removing the eye cover while one hand still covering her eyes.
He tells her softly “Each time you see this view, remember this moment. Remove my hands yourself in 5 seconds, you may leave. If not tell me what you desire most.”.
All flustered and her inner desires starts to give in. She started grinding him and rubbed her hands around his crotch.
He grabbed both her hands together and said “NO Touching.’ Confused as she was she stayed quiet and continued to grind him.
He finally uncovered her eyes and she was in a shock.
That’s all for part 1 :)
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Double Penned.
Hi Readers,
Recently a fellow reader has expressed her interest in wanting to be penned down. At the same time she is bisexual and would be keen to have another lady join in to be penned.
Lady is in her early 20s
HT: 17x
WT: Well toned.
Her criteria for the lady:
Age: 20 to early 30s
HT: 158+
Body: Slim/Curvy
Orientation: Bi or Bi-curious
She did emphasize she is a boobs person so preferably 34B and above.
If you would like to find out or take part more kindly email me your telegram or wechat Id @ TheSnakeStories@gmail.com.
**Please note it is ONLY FOR FEMALES. Couples are welcome to inquire.
-TheSnake
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
OFF LIMITS- Throbbing and Teases Part A
If you haven't read Part 2 click here.
The night with Xin beside me was great and the morning came.
We looked at each other in utter silence, for Xin she looked as though she made a mistake and couldn't bear the awkward meet up we may have with Jo along.
Thursday, June 13, 2019
OFF LIMITS - Friend Zoned Dinner
If you haven't read Part 1 click here.
After all the interactions Jo, Xin and myself became pretty close friends.
Where we had dinner regularly and talked about anything under the sun.
At one point I could see Xin was really trying to get close with me, although my target was Jo.
But, potential booty call. I can't complain there.
Although Jo and I could share a cab her bf usually picks her up, so Xin and I usually spend more time together. Eventually 1 time we decided to play some 1 to 1 bluff dice game where the loser has to choose either Truth or Dare..
Some how luck wasn't really on my side this time and she asked what was my darkest secret that most may not know. I told her about yoni massage and she seemed rather interested as she kept asking me more questions regarding it.
Then came her turn, asking her about her darkest kink. She mentioned it was to be groped and touch in public by someone she knows but not in a relationship with.
We were sitting side by side in a dimmed corner, I was tipsy a lil and there goes my hand.
Me: Like this?
As I placed my hands on her thighs
Xin: umm...a bit more intense ba..
We continued playing our game with my hands on her thighs..
After another round where she had to take a full shot, I started using my fingers to slowly roll up her dress. Feeling her soft silky thighs and rubbing my hands on them gently. Blood quickly rush through my veins giving me a hard on instantly. I decided to go for it by moving my fingers below the dress with only the dim light covering them.
we paused the game for awhile as we were listening to the live stage music.
I could feel the area near the honey hole getting more moist, thought that she was just perspiring...
As I slid my fingers through the door, more liquid started flowing in and she started getting wetter...
Me: wow so serious uh?
Xin: It's been sometime, since I last..
Me: Want me to take care of it?
Xin I was expecting you to.
I pulled her closer and whispered "Be a good slut and take off your bra & panty before we leave"
She got up quickly and headed towards the washroom.
I quickly called for the bill cos I know what's up next :)
After settling the bill, we waited for our ride.
My fingers at that point really got too itchy and decided to poke her pussy as we wait..
The back of her dress started to have a big round patch from all juices that dripped from her pussy.
The ride came, decided to give her a break from the pokes. She grabbed my arm and hugged it with my hands right over her skirt. Guessing she wanted more..
I leaned forward and started talking with the driver... as my fingers slid in more, teasing the honey pot..
while conversing, I asked..
Me: hey so hows the camera? more safer for you now days?
Driver: err its okay la, usually just records the front. So you guys can just continue.. just don't dirty it.
At this point, I was pretty surprised he knew and he told me its pretty common around this timing..
Me: hahaha... ok thanks I guess..
I started fondling her breast more till its all perky, she was a tad shy since its in-front of a total stranger but liked it the fact she was being groped by someone she knows...
Xin: hey out of me and Jo who would you pick for a girlfriend?
Was totally off guard on that and I blurt out Jo's name.. What a dumb answer -_-
Me: cos I rather fulfill your kink of playing someone whose not in a r/s with you..
PHEW! HENG AH! I gave myself the Official "Save a Fuck" title.
As we made our way to the hotel lobby, I told her I didn't bring protection.
Xin: It's okay, I'm on birth Controls..just cum in
She gently smiled while mentioning cum in.
My eyes opened extra wide with the thought 'CREAM PIE! CREAM PIE! CREAM PIE!"
Then I came to a realization how slutty she must be in bed.
As we walked out of the life and head towards the room. I gave her a back hug and telling her from this point on till morning she is my cock slut.
I quickly used both my hands to pull out her dress shoulder knot exposing her silky back.
Xin: wei.. don't..
Me: you're my cock slut remember?
Xin: tck...
As I grabbed her hand and pulled her towards the room, she used the other hand to cover her boobs.
Stranger: WOW!
Xin quickly took the room card and dashed towards the room. By this time her dress came off as she didn't hold on to it properly.
Got so turned on seeing those butt cheeks wiggle as she ran.
As I walked into the room, she slammed the door shut!
Xin: What were you doing?!! Cannot Wait??
Me: You wanted public remember? Don't complain le..
Xin: HMPH!
she couldn't control but smiled when she heard those word..
Dam this wild chick..I pushed her towards the wall. Pinning her hands together on top of her head.
While the other hand grabbed on to her neck. From the get go we started to make out intensely right at the door step. She pulled off her hands and started fondling around my body.
What Happened next? I'm pretty sure you all know =)
This concludes the end of Part 2. Stay tuned next week for Part 3.
Tuesday, June 4, 2019
Are attached girls off limits to other guys? The OFF LIMITS Series.
- In the relationship for at least 1 year minimum, so I get a genuine lady who is attached.
- Age range 23- 35.
- Working class
- She must not be someone I already know.
- No Drunk Sex
- Mutual consent to hook up for 3 different times
- The connection
- Friend zoned dinner
- Throbbing and Teases
- The Hook-ups
Friday, January 4, 2019
Double Trouble Part 3B Final
Part 3B sets off when the 3 of us made it back to the house.
As we stepped into the house, my urges to have J1 in her birth day suit grew even stronger. But there was J2.
3 of us decided to have a quick wash up before having our drinks, the house had washrooms in both rooms and 1 common washroom outside which didn't have a shower.
Told them to go ahead and use my room's shower first, by luck J1 went ahead to use the shower in my room.
The door closed in the girl's room with J2 inside. I knew this might be my only chance during the trip. J1 started walking into my room and I walked right behind her.
*HELLO!*
J2: the fk you 2 doing?
Me: nothing la she don't know where to place my stuff, so just helped her out..
J2: Sure or not? You thrust so fast sure can hear from outside.
Now its my turn, staring at J2 with a blank face...
She leaned forward...
whispered softly
J2: plus your pants are wet..
while giving off a foxy smirk
I looked down to only realize I haven't cummed fully earlier..
Me: you say one ah, don't later jealous that I didn't h2h with u this trip hor...
J2: Say some more!
Me: Sorry Mama-san!
J2 got pissed, came running towards me with her palm in the air ready to strike!
I quickly grabbed her hands as she was about to strike...
Me:Nice try!
At that very moment I could see J2 staring directly below with ill intention, as she started to swing the other hand at my crotch....But once again I stopped it inches away from a painful night.
A soft smack, as I had enough of her nonsense... I started rubbing her hands on my crotch since she wants to hit it so much...
and I whispered~
Me: Want to know what happened earlier?
As I pushed her towards the couch~
Our eyes locked with no hesitation from her, that moment I knew she wanted it as well.
I leaned forward with my crotch at her water gates as I pinned her down to the couch.
Being the teaser that I was,1 hand grabbing her butt cheeks while the other thumb cover her lips...
With a hard thrust....I whispered "I'm saving you for tonight" as I licked her ear slightly.
Her ears went full chili crab red with excitement..
Greed came gushing in my brain wanting to devour the both of them in the same bed.
J1: oi what you both doing?
Me: Teaching her self defense..
J1: wa teach her only? so I'm a nobody?
Me: Yours will have private lesson tonight don't worry ok.
J1: wait long long la..
Me: J2 said she approve le
J1: fk off la both of u...
All 3 of us pretty much washed up, some more than the other.. we started having our drinks chatting and playing some games. All I could think of on how to propose a 3some.... Bloody hell!
After some card games, I suggested the Taste Bud Game where 2 of us are blind folded have to guess the body part that our tongue tasted. We played some fun rounds where I would occasionally grope the both of them.
Born with a sensitive nose, I could smell one of them was a lil wet from all the teases. Once again it was my turn and I decided to help myself by rubbing my fingers around their pussy. The both really held it in until J1 couldn't take it anymore and gave off a soft moan. I figured J2 would make my stop by now, but I saw a devilish smile on her face as if she knew what was happening.
I Stopped.
The game continued and since both were a little wet, we went into the hot tub to continue the game.
It came back to my turn again and I know I had to make my move this round.
I got myself out of the tub and standing right between their heads, with my dick pulled out.
Me: Okay you both are gonna take turn tasting and guessing it. Its a pretty "HARD" guess so feel free to taste around.
I placed J1's lips on the left side and J2's on the front end. It FINALLY HAPPENED JJ's BJ!
They moved side to side for 15 secs and missing each others lip. The 2 lips met, I held J1's head tightly as she was trying get away. To my surprise J2 kept on licking, either the alcohol is helping me or she is purely enjoying this.
Me: Whatever happens tonight will stay between us 3.
J1 started to give me in by licking more sensually and smiling. At this point both lady still had their blindfolds on. As they started kissing each other more and more, I took the blind folds off. They were all smiles...
We all know what happened next. I shall leave it to your imagination :)
Thursday, December 13, 2018
Double Trouble Part 3A
Part 3A begins, right after the J1's curiosity.
Thursday, December 6, 2018
Double Trouble Part 2
Felt like that was the green light to J1. But I guess I somehow can't complain that the thoughts of me tapping J1 didn't occur to me in the past. Plus this time I could literally feel J1's breast was just resting on my arm and it felt as though my arms were resting on a soft pillow... With my arms resting on the soft silhouette top.
Through the bumpy ride as each bump sunk my elbow deeper to her bosom, a million and 1 fantasies ran vividly on what I would do to her in bed and vice-versa.
The ride abruptly came to a halt as we reached our destination.
Things were pretty mundane as we unpacked our stuff and became their grocery boy as we were famished, yet feeling lazy.
I knew how much both JJs loved a spicy yet cheesy broth, so decided to grab some noodles and cook them a meal. Though I can't say I didn't fathom, cooking them a meal would bring me closer to undressing J1 during the trip...
Soon I got back to the villa and started prepping the meal. But right when I got back could see the 2 queens soaking themselves in the hot tub without me 😞can somehow see I must have been a servant to them in my past life.
After awhile J1 got out of the tub to see what I was cooking up for them, as she rested her elbows over the kitchen counter her breasts were nicely resting on the counter and I couldn't help but stare and stare.
Out of a sudden...
J1: Do you think they look smaller?
Me: *Dazed and confused* What smaller?
J1: My breasts la..
Me: I can't tell with them covered, take them out?
J1: hur hur.. think I stupid? si tiko..
At this point, I tried but failed I guess...
J1 came over beside me
J1: Since you were a good seat buddy, *nip slip*
My eyes were really popping out looking at her pink succulent nipples and I could only imagine what she has going down there...
Me: Wa why the so perky? steam isit?
J1's face fully flushed red *hmph*
Me: Haiz, now you distract me and my choco bar is feeling sad..
J1: Choco bar?
Me: *pointing below"
J1: *Gulp*
At this point, I can see J1's expression both intrigued and shocked...
Me: Why so stunned?
J1: Errr...
Me: Just go say Hi to it then *Smirky Smile*
J1: huh??
I pulled J1 a little closer and pushed her shoulders down to a kneeling position...
I thought that was about it as I just wanted to tease her to the BJ position. Suddenly felt J1's hand hovering and squeezing to feel the hardness. I can tell she is pretty eager to have a taste of it and I whispered "Go ahead, don't have to feel shy"
J1 slowly pulled down the pants and started kissing TheSnake with her soft pink lips, slowly devouring it fully...
J1 was a little shocked, but I held her down as I was about to cum.
Me: Hmm think she went to the toilet.... go check?
J2: isit? ok ok...
As J2 entered the bedroom, I finally released and felt J1's mouth being gushed with my cum dripping out of her mouth...
With a load of cum in her mouth, J1 suddenly got up heading towards the sink and J2 suddenly popped out...
J2: nabeh you here?!
J1: *Gulp* she swallows them whole.
Me: Grinning all over at the sight of her swallowing my cum...
J1: was looking for something just now...
J2: okay come back and pei me le...
J1: Ok ok..
As J2 went back to the hot tub...
J1: Don't so happy hor, not on purpose swallow.
*Grabs the kitchen knife* and whispers "If she finds out, I got a knife for your choco bar"
Me: 😯 felt TheSnake rushing back to his burrows ...
Monday, November 19, 2018
Double Trouble Part 1
Eventually, we got pretty close to a point that I started calling them J1 (Jessica) & J2 (Joye) for short and even got introduced to their boyfriends, I would say this is one of the most concrete forms of being friendzoned. But, I didn't mind the friendship we had and not like it was my mission to bang every female Homosapien that roams this planet.
1 month... 3 months... 6 months... all passed in a flash.
One day.. Joye found out and told me Jessica recently broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years after she found out he has been cheating on her for over a year.
So Joye suggested that we surprise Jessica with a short getaway to get her minds off of things.
We got a 4 days 3 night trip to Phuket and booked one of those villas for the 4 of us including Joye's boyfriend.
The trip dates came closer and the 4 of us did some last min shopping to get Jessica a new luggage bag.
Ron, Joye's boyfriend pulled me to the side and told me that he can't make it for the trip since his office expects him to take care of an important project and didn't want to spoil the fun for the rest of us. He told me to look after the girls.
I would say things started to spark the moment the 3 of us boarded our early morning flight. Jessica took the window seat with Joye right beside her and me enjoying how the aisle looks 😒...
Mid-flight J2 kept getting up from her seat to the washroom quite a few time and J1 tried falling asleep but got interrupted. When J2 went to the loo again J1 pulled me over to the middle seat and told me to let J2 enjoy the aisle view.
Haha being a pampering trip for J1 I just obliged. Sitting right beside her I noticed the armrest was lifted up and our seats were pretty much connected. I didn't bother much and J1 went back to her snooze mode resting her head on my shoulders.
Without realizing I have been stealing whiffs off how great J1 smells and my pants began to get stiffer... OF ALL TIMES!
I tried the coughing method to get TheSnake into its sleep mode as well.
Me: *Cough* *Cough*
J1 staring at me with her annoyed face...
J1: Cold uh?
Me: uhmm.. a little..
J1: Come..
I had that puzzled look on my face not sure what she meant. J1 pulled me further to her side of the seat and covered me up with a part of her blanket. I could literally feel our body leaning on each other and my hands got caught in the middle awkwardly... she grabbed my hands and placed it around her back.
J1: Just this once okay? Don't tell her...
Couldn't help smirking a little
Me: okay..
J2 came back from the loo and looked confused seeing her leaning on me.. I just shrugged my shoulders. J2 sat down on my previous seat and covered up herself with my blanket to rest up.I guess it's just a habit just J2 pulled up the other side of the armrest to lean on me.
A sudden realization came to mind I'm not only their friend but also their portable lean-on-me machine. But I couldn't complain as my right hand was enjoying itself around J1's waist. I tried to get some rest myself too as it's gonna be a long day ahead.
Moments passed and I felt someone's hand on my upper right thigh drawing circles with her fingers the motion circumference kept growing slowly and slowly. It came to a point the tip of TheSnake was being touched little by little. With my mind all set on not wanting a boner high in the air, I nudged J1 a little and she stopped drawing circles but she ended up resting her hands on my thigh just beside my crotch and I swear I could literally feel her finger's heat on TheSnake. Without realizing my earlier nudge on J1 traveled its way to J2, waking her up slightly and she went back to sleep while leaning on me and resting the right hand on my left thigh giving TheSnake the full reason to rise up.
Being hopeless with my boner I forced myself to sleep...
The lights came on and it was time to land, JJ all got up and prepped for the landing.
Came close to my ears and whispered..
J1: Hor hor...
She saw my morning wood and it just won't go to rest mode felt so paiseh and when I went to reach out for my pillow I could see J2 over there glaring. Told myself how bad can it get now...
The plane landed safely and this is just the beginning on what unfolded...
Sunday, October 14, 2018
Meet Ms Claire, Part 2
Thursday, October 11, 2018
Meet Ms Claire.
This happened a few months back.
We all went to do a farewell for a colleague of ours at a pub.
So initially it was just us 4 guys sitting down.
We looked across the other side there were a bunch of 6 ladies sitting down & enjoying their drinks while singing.
Being guys we just talked randomly of us being a little "ke lian" just guys drinking and would love for the ladies to come over & join us.
So the guy who we were wishing farewell to thought it would be a great idea if he could sing and make the ladies come join beside us, he did that but nothing really happened.
A while later to their surprise the ladies came to the table right beside us. They were shocked that it worked!
Well actually, it didn't they just had to move cause the table beside us can accommodate 2 more of their friends who just joined them.
Me: *roll eyes* yeah the ladies sat at the table beside us because of you :)..
The guy who sang was just too happy lol he decided to sing another song *lol*
So we just continued playing with our dice, and of the ladies at the other table sitting beside me started looking at our table playing.
After awhile I asked...
Me: You want to join us?
Clare: okays..
so we just started playing dice bluff game together with her.
Slowly as she drank quite a bit she started to leaned more closely to me, at a point my elbow was a few inches away from her boobs, can literally some of the hair at my elbow "reaching out".
Suddenly she came close to my ear to whisper "lets make that friend of yours drink more" at the same time my elbows were literally enjoying the cushion of her boobs.
As we laughed and played, I decided to test the water by placing my hands on her left thigh. Didn't get much of a reaction from her, thought she just was too drunk. But they were soft & nice :).
Suddenly, she moved her legs more towards the left making my hands slip in between her thighs.
*KIAP*
Both her legs pressed against each other, trapping my hands in between. I could feel the warm vibe given out from the honeypot.
She looked at me and said "hmmm shiok" while smiling, as she moved closer towards the table my hands went deeper & closer to the honeypot.
I guess that was the sign, I decided to give a lil finger service by rubbing it against her panty.
We remained that way for a while.
Soon 1 of my colleague called for the billed to end off the night.
Being sad with that news I told her we'll be leaving soon, can see the sheer disappointment on her face.
Me: Hmm.. you want to go out for a smoke?
Clare: See you outside, I go toilet first!
Thinking to myself, did I just get ditched?
Remaining positive, as I walked out with my colleagues I told them I'm waiting for my Grab they go ahead first.
So as I waited outside thinking to myself how silly yet hopeful I must be.
After a while, though I just got ditched, decided to finish up the cig and head off.
A few minutes later, she suddenly popped up outside the pub, celebrating in my mind WOOHOO!
Me: Wow I thought you gonna ditch me!
Clare: hahaha, no the toilet Q was dam long..
Me: Sure? not cos you needed to find an excuse for your boyf inside?
Clare: The guys? nope, they are all just our friends.
Thinking to myself wow everything is clear!
Me: isit.. well now I feel safer from earlier *smirk*
Clare: Walao! *as she tried to hit my chest*
I moved closer right next to her giving her a hug
Me: I don't think you had enough though... could use more though..
Clare *cheeky smile*: Where to?
I grabbed her hand and started walking along, as I knew a hotel nearby.
As we walked along she started leaning closer to me, rubbing her boobs against my elbow.
Me: So horny uh?
Clare: Hehe!
Found a small corner along the path & pushed her to the corner.
I started caressing her neck and waist while kissing her intensely.
She grabbed my hands from her waist and pushed it down to her booty.
As I squeezed down harder, she gave out small moans of relief.
At this moment I knew I had to give it to her hard later.
So decided to slip my hands from under her dress & take out her panty.
After a while we continued our way to the hotel, we got a little more frisky touching one another.
I noticed about 2 other guys behind us about 20m away, decided to give them a little visual therapy.
As we walked I lifted up her dress & grabbed those ass cheeks in the other guys' view. They started walking even faster, trying to get closer.
Too bad we reached our hotel, she turned around to ask if this the place. She saw the 2 guys staring right at her.
Clare: You know they were behind us isit?
Me: They pretty much enjoyed your views too =)
We got a room and took the lift up, I as we walked to our room I noticed how they didn't have a single camera along the hallway.
As she was wearing a strapless dress, few meters before the room, I decided to quickly unzip & remove it as she continued walking to the room with confidence & smile.
We couldn't wait, as soon as we got in the room I pinned her against the wall & we started making out intensely, she saw through the mirror of me devouring her cute lil body.
To Be Continued...
Project: Chrissy, Part I
Backstory: Chrissy is a lust approved hot pie that many would love to unfold in their wildest fantasy being a slutty schoolgirl or a tied-up...
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Backstory: Chrissy is a lust approved hot pie that many would love to unfold in their wildest fantasy being a slutty schoolgirl or a tied-up...
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He grabbed both her hands together and said “NO Touching.’ Confused as she was she stayed quiet and continued to grind him. He finally unco...
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It’s pretty much about a lady who got dumped by a guy because he said she was boring in bed and looks ugly in bed. Initially she was pretty...

