The Snake Adventures

Monday, October 15, 2018

Bootyful Joyce

This happened a few years back..

I was invited to a friend's birthday chalet, initially had my +1 but we broke up so just happened to be there alone.

As we laughed and played, at the corner of my eyes something was amiss. 

A pretty lady was sitting at a corner not mingling around with the rest.


Me: Hey, Miss All Alone :) 

Joyce: HAHA! Thanks you made me feel all better after my boyfriend ditched me when I got here.


Thinking to myself, dam she is hot and got a boyfriend? Well, I guess we can just be friends.

At the end invited her over to have some drinks to chill out with the rest.

All I could think of that time was how great of a body she had especially those butt cheeks popping out from her booty shorts.
We exchanged numbers before she left, never to hear from her for a while.

Suddenly, a few weeks later...

A message popped up.


In Text~

Joyce: Hey... Remember me?

Me: no no I don't want to buy insurance!

Joyce: Walao! say till like that...

Me: Hahaha... Kidding what's up?

Joyce: uhmm nothing much..just got off from a dreadful day at work and just wanna get high!

Me: Haha it's Friday ma bo bian.. get high? Yeah you pretty much end up in hospital after that lol.. (She was one of the rare few who is allergic to alcohol)

Joyce: No la.. my colleague was telling me smoking cigs can make you high as well le but I don't want to start smoking at my workplace and let them know about it. Just want to try once...

Me:  hehe, would offer you but later your boyfriend would kill me hahaha!

Joyce: Aiya his also not in town, went on a holiday with his friends. So you nothing to do tonight right?

(WOW A HINT)
Me: alright we can try if you want to, where should we meet?

So she picked the place and time, which was pretty perfect to have a nice quiet night to chill out~
Reached there, yet being a typical Singaporean she was late.

In text~

Me: Wei, you fly airplane?

Joyce: sorry! missed the earlier bus

Me: so the bus fault? you owe me 1 being late ;P

Joyce: .. bish!

Me: Take that as a yes!

10minutes passed and the lady with all the right curves appeared.

As she appeared in her cyan floral dress, I couldn't help but wonder what job allowed her to wear that to work.

Just happened to be thinking out loud...

Me: Wow! what job lets you wear that eh?

Joyce: Walao.. my work clothing so fugly, later you say I bo style...

Me: No wonder! we got a late ass here but is the dress to impress me?

Joyce: *Slaps my arm* Tck..

We went over to a shop and grabbed some drinks before settling down on a bench near the park.
Time to test the water decided to sit right beside her with a little gap in-between, turns out to have no reaction from her..

Me: so what really made you wanna try smoking?

Joyce: Just cheap thrills to get high.. hehe..

Me: *Roll eyes* lol ok ok (Handing her a cig)

Joyce: Yes, master!

She tries the beginner method of just lighting the cig with no suction involved *FAILED*. The cig didn't burn through properly and told her to suck the cig while she lighted. As they say newbie smoker syndrome, she took a big puff while lighting and ended up choking herself. Patted her down to get rid of the cough, my hands were still on her back even after she calmed down. Guessing that would be a sign of comfort, decided to leave my hands there as we smoked and chatted. Before things took a turn.

Joyce: eh how come the first time I sucked the air I choked?

Me: you suck so hard like giving a bj, of course, will choke la.. got to puff with lesser strength..

Joyce: wa lao! si tiko *pushes me away*

Luckily I was quick enough to grab on to her shoulder to be right beside her with no gap in between..
Me: who told you to flaunt your bedroom skills?

*Clock Strikes Midnight* at the golden hour with just a glimpse of her alluring blushes the park lamp goes off.

That moment I can feel her heart pounding extremely hard..and she softly said she has to leave at 1am.

Me: wow is this the kind of topic lets your heart race?

Joyce: ermm... a little la.. aiyo who don't?

The chance sets in, as I told her my view of her when I first met her and wanting to solve to Mystery between 36C or 36D. 
With my arms still around her shoulder, took the chance and softly pressed on side boob and thinking to myself "oh did I just fuck things up" unexpectedly it was a good fuck up as she leaned more towards me and gently said, "don't la walao".

Me: Solving the mystery ma..and wow they are really soft bouncy Ds (As I carried on to press further)

she softly obliged as I placed my other hands on the lonely boob that was not inspected.

Both getting comfortable, I decided to slip 1 hand in as she softly moaned to the gentle touches and hugged me tighter..a sprung of Vega Boyz came into my mind "BOOM! BOOM! Boom! come lets spend the night together, together in my room BOOM! BOOM! Boom!"

All those thoughts were almost fantasies as she suddenly got up..

Joyce: We shouldn't be doing this! *Turning away from me*

Quickly got up and gave her a back hug whispering~
"I'm sorry.. but I can't explain why just the presence of you beside me, give me thirst to get even closer with you"

Just as I felt I saved the day, The Snake decided to rise up all the way making the bulge even harder as it rubs agains her delicate butt.. yet she continues to remain having her butt nudged on TheSnake.

Me: your heart is racing harder even now, I guess it's also curiously wanting the same outcome as me.

As I slowly moved her back on the bench, with sitting on my lap. We made out for a while, before I slipped my hands under and the other keeping at her neck to synchronize the heart beats..

Gentle strokes on her already flooded panty, drawn a more louder moan as I slipped away one of her dress straps. I lean in to pleasure her further as she stroked away TheSnake.

Me: TheSnake would love to make friends with your lips..

Joyce: cannot la public!

Me: My place is empty, I'll send you back later lah..

she nodded and whispered only oral okay..

We went over to my place, as the door closed we started making out like long lost lovers while moving towards the couch.

Undressing each other in the midst, as I hovered my lips down to the honey hole she started moaned softly..
As it went on we magically got into the magical 69 and feasted...

In the midst, I can sense the her moans were getting higher and longer. After awhile, I felt I was hearing her thoughts in my head "fuck me" and there it was again but louder.

As the sweet nectar flowed.. I continued slurping down while thrusting my tongue in ignoring her request.
Soon we got back again to making out with the nectar realm inches away from TheSnake she gently whispered the same words, with my reply "Beg Me~".

She repeated.. "Fuck! me Please!~"*smirk* 
Now when a lady says her please, it would be hard to deny the request.

Hours flew in a matter of seconds.. the fun comes to an end with a shower ending.

We headed out and sent her back to her place, bidding goodbye to our moment.


The End.

Sunday, October 14, 2018

Meet Ms Claire, Part 2

Part 2 of the story would be continued from the time we stepped foot into the room.


She whispered to my ear, Punish me! I've been a bad girl!

Took me awhile to comprehend on what she just said.

Liking where this is going, I turned her and pinned her face first on to the wall.

Started spanking that tight ass left & right, she began saying HARDER! HARDER!.

Thinking to myself wow this girl really wants it bad.

After a few more spanks, I started stripping off her all her clothes till she was bare naked.

I could see her smirking with pleasure as I took off her clothes 1 by 1.

Her hands slowly went through my pants grabbing on to TheSnake, as she rubbed could see how she opens up her mouth imagining it in her mouth...

Me: You want it?!

Claire: Feed me!

Me:  Get on your knees!

She quickly got on her knees smiling for the candy pop.

Me: Take off my pants first~

She began unzipping my pants,  as she pulled down my underwear TheSnake took a cheap shot by smacking on her chin... she looked utterly confused not knowing what she signed up for.

Me: You want it?!

Claire: Yes YES!

Started to dick slap her across the face while telling her to say it like she means it.

*Slutty Tone*
Claire: Fuck my mouth baby~

She slowly started licking the rod all the way to the tip as she glared with me with her puzzled looking to see what I would do to her next.

Me: You like it, bitch?!

Claire: mhmmm yesss...

Being in full slut fuck drive, I began to thrust my dick harder into her mouth while choking her mouth with my dick. Could see she really enjoys it.

Slowly pushing her body on to the ground, I started to fuck her mouth from the top and make a 180-degree turn.

She was really flexible, I lifted up her legs and saw her honey pot dripping with juice...

Slowly, but surely I stood up while hugging on to her wait to a standing 69 position.

Against the wall, I started licking her honey pot while she sucked on to TheSnake. The body started squirming more as she has some intense orgasm.

Knowing all is set, I moved her to the bed and started devouring every inch of her body till she started saying Fuck me!


We all know what happened next, so I'll leave it to your imagination.

The End.


Thursday, October 11, 2018

Meet Ms Claire.

This happened a few months back.


We all went to do a farewell for a colleague of ours at a pub.

So initially it was just us 4 guys sitting down.

We looked across the other side there were a bunch of 6 ladies sitting down & enjoying their drinks while singing.

Being guys we just talked randomly of us being a little "ke lian" just guys drinking and would love for the ladies to come over & join us.

So the guy who we were wishing farewell to thought it would be a great idea if he could sing and make the ladies come join beside us, he did that but nothing really happened.

A while later to their surprise the ladies came to the table right beside us. They were shocked that it worked! 
Well actually, it didn't they just had to move cause the table beside us can accommodate 2 more of their friends who just joined them. 

Me: *roll eyes* yeah the ladies sat at the table beside us because of you :)..

The guy who sang was just too happy lol he decided to sing another song *lol*

So we just continued playing with our dice, and of the ladies at the other table sitting beside me started looking at our table playing.

After awhile I asked...

Me: You want to join us? 

Clare: okays..

so we just started playing dice bluff game together with her.

Slowly as she drank quite a bit she started to leaned more closely to me, at a point my elbow was a few inches away from her boobs, can literally some of the hair at my elbow "reaching out".

Suddenly she came close to my ear to whisper "lets make that friend of yours drink more" at the same time my elbows were literally enjoying the cushion of her boobs.

As we laughed and played, I decided to test the water by placing my hands on her left thigh. Didn't get much of a reaction from her, thought she just was too drunk. But they were soft & nice :).

Suddenly, she moved her legs more towards the left making my hands slip in between her thighs. 

*KIAP*

Both her legs pressed against each other, trapping my hands in between. I could feel the warm vibe given out from the honeypot.

She looked at me and said "hmmm shiok" while smiling, as she moved closer towards the table my hands went deeper & closer to the honeypot.

I guess that was the sign, I decided to give a lil finger service by rubbing it against her panty.

We remained that way for a while.

Soon 1 of my colleague called for the billed to end off the night.

Being sad with that news I told her we'll be leaving soon, can see the sheer disappointment on her face.

Me: Hmm.. you want to go out for a smoke?

Clare: See you outside, I go toilet first!

Thinking to myself, did I just get ditched?

Remaining positive, as I walked out with my colleagues I told them I'm waiting for my Grab they go ahead first.

So as I waited outside thinking to myself how silly yet hopeful I must be.

After a while, though I just got ditched, decided to finish up the cig and head off.


A few minutes later, she suddenly popped up outside the pub, celebrating in my mind WOOHOO!

Me: Wow I thought you gonna ditch me!

Clare: hahaha, no the toilet Q was dam long..

Me: Sure? not cos you needed to find an excuse for your boyf inside?

Clare: The guys? nope, they are all just our friends.

Thinking to myself wow everything is clear!

Me: isit.. well now I feel safer from earlier *smirk*

Clare: Walao! *as she tried to hit my chest*

I moved closer right next to her giving her a hug

Me: I don't think you had enough though... could use more though..

Clare *cheeky smile*: Where to?

I grabbed her hand and started walking along, as I knew a hotel nearby.

As we walked along she started leaning closer to me, rubbing her boobs against my elbow.

Me: So horny uh?

Clare: Hehe!

Found a small corner along the path & pushed her to the corner.

I started caressing her neck and waist while kissing her intensely.
She grabbed my hands from her waist and pushed it down to her booty.

As I squeezed down harder, she gave out small moans of relief. 
At this moment I knew I had to give it to her hard later.

So decided to slip my hands from under her dress & take out her panty.

After a while we continued our way to the hotel, we got a little more frisky touching one another.

I noticed about 2 other guys behind us about 20m away, decided to give them a little visual therapy. 

As we walked I lifted up her dress & grabbed those ass cheeks in the other guys' view. They started walking even faster, trying to get closer.

Too bad we reached our hotel, she turned around to ask if this the place. She saw the 2 guys staring right at her.

Clare: You know they were behind us isit?

Me: They pretty much enjoyed your views too =)

We got a room and took the lift up, I as we walked to our room I noticed how they didn't have a single camera along the hallway.

As she was wearing a strapless dress, few meters before the room, I decided to quickly unzip & remove it as she continued walking to the room with confidence & smile.

We couldn't wait, as soon as we got in the room I pinned her against the wall & we started making out intensely, she saw through the mirror of me devouring her cute lil body.

To Be Continued...

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