Project: Chrissy, Part I

Backstory:

Chrissy is a lust approved hot pie that many would love to unfold in their wildest fantasy being a slutty schoolgirl or a tied-up toy to unwind in bed. But she is the type of lady our girlfriends and wife will always warn us about. Guys being guys, can’t fathom the type of dope she would be. Let us indulge her further…

I always wondered what it would be like to spend a weekend with Chrissy with the all mindless fun in the bedroom. But it’s all a fantasy, although I was determined to make it happen.

I managed to convince her to go on a Bali trip for a modeling casting audition, while I acted to be her manager. Deep down I know it was wrong of me to cheat her on this fake audition, but I didn’t want to miss out on this experience.

The day finally came, we both met up at the airport to check in as I battle against my inner thoughts of this being all a ruse for my own selfish desires. After immigration, it dawned upon me that I must come clean with her sooner or late because I don’t want to be locked up in Bali prison or Changi Chalet. 

Took a tactical approach by doing a little shopping at the DFS area and started to prompt her in checking out the VS store. Because we both know how much she loves good lingerie, we started having a deeper conversation as my hands went on to have an ASSident.

She stopped and smirked a little, grabbing my wrist while whispering “not here”. As she placed my hands on the side of her thighs as we walked towards our gate. 

We boarded the plane and things set in as it will be a weekend to remember as we prepared for takeoff.

 

Chrissy: Hey, I don’t really like the tight air pressure feel during takeoff.

*Lift the armrest*

TheSnake: Don’t worry, I got you as I grabbed on to her hands and the plane takes off.

At that moment it dawned upon me that I shouldn’t be cheating her on a fake audition. I grabbed her hands tighter.

TheSnake: Hmm… Chrissy, there is something you need to know.

Chrissy: What’s up?

TheSnake: Well… You know what a guy would do to spend the weekend with you and this audition thing is really a fake. I know I’m an asshole to tell you this right now, but I wanted a clear conscious over the weekend and if you didn’t want to talk to me anymore. I understand.

Her face begun to fume with anger and hate as I started to explain. She lifted her hand as I tell myself “here comes the slap!”. Her finger started telling me to come closer as I did… she whispered into my ears.

Chrissy: No, audition ever told me to pack my lingerie along with my bondage kit. What happens during this trip all depends on how you treat me.

Want to find out more about Chrissy? Check out her IG: 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖞 𝖁𝖆𝖑𝖐𝖞𝖗𝖎𝖊

The Other Side.

It’s pretty much about a lady who got dumped by a guy because he said she was boring in bed and looks ugly in bed. Initially she was pretty depressed and tried getting over it. 

Searching on google to see how she can improve her skills in bed and what not. One night she went into a chatroom asking guys what they love in bed and can they be pleased.

She became engrossed in seeking answers and all of it feels a tad boring. A few months later with numerous unsuccessful dates to move on. She accidentally leaves her phone in a cab. A stranger finds it unlocked. He wanted to help the owner get her phone back and eventually started looking through her phone… 

She thanks him for returning the phone over dinner as they chit chat he brings out the topic of secret desires.. she asks if he had looked through her phone. He tells her that is not important and starts paying compliments to her body.

He orders 3 shots of tequilas as he calls for the bill.

The drinks arrive and he places 2 shots to her side. She was taken aback and asked why she had to drink 2. He reaches out from his bag and places a Eye Cover Mask beside the second shot and says “If you want to take a chance at something new this is it.”

She takes a big gulp with the first shot and gets a lil hesitant.He whispers, you have a great body and asset so don’t let 1 guy bring you down. With those comforting words she boldly puts on the blind fold and downs the 2nd tequila. “What now?” she asked…

He goes “shhhh…” as he takes her by the hand and walks for a few minute. Slowly guiding her, she suddenly trips and he catches her fall. They continue walking further and her heart starts pounding harder as she hear sounds of a lift.Her ears get blocked suddenly, not knowing what to expect. She hears a sliding door and the breeze starts hitting her face.

He slowly runs down the back of his hands on the sides of her body as he whispers “you’re in safe hands so keep your eyes closed.”Her breathing started to return to normal and as he slightly squeezes her thighs and runs his hands up her tender body. He whispers “your tender sexy body is something real men desires” as he begun removing the eye cover while one hand still covering her eyes.

He tells her softly “Each time you see this view, remember this moment. Remove my hands yourself in 5 seconds, you may leave. If not tell me what you desire most.”.

All flustered and her inner desires starts to give in. She started grinding him and rubbed her hands around his crotch.

He grabbed both her hands together and said “NO Touching.’ Confused as she was she stayed quiet and continued to grind him.

He finally uncovered her eyes and she was in a shock.

That’s all for part 1 :)

Double Penned.

Hi Readers,

Recently a fellow reader has expressed her interest in wanting to be penned down. At the same time she is bisexual and would be keen to have another lady join in to be penned.

Lady is in her early 20s
HT: 17x
WT: Well toned.

Her criteria for the lady:
Age: 20 to early 30s
HT: 158+
Body: Slim/Curvy
Orientation: Bi or Bi-curious

She did emphasize she is a boobs person so preferably 34B and above. 

If you would like to find out or take part more kindly email me your telegram or wechat Id @ TheSnakeStories@gmail.com.

**Please note it is ONLY FOR FEMALES. Couples are welcome to inquire.

-TheSnake

OFF LIMITS- Throbbing and Teases Part A

Hey guys this is the part 3A of my 4 part series "OFF LIMITS": Throbbing and Teases.

If you haven't read Part 2 click here.


The night with Xin beside me was great and the morning came.

We looked at each other in utter silence, for Xin she looked as though she made a mistake and couldn't bear the awkward meet up we may have with Jo along.

I pulled her over on the bed and whispered "Whatever happened last night and in future will be just between us. I want us to get along as we did in the past, nothing less of that. But if you want this to carry on, just close your eyes and turn to me".

I had to admit her mouth works were mind blowing and it was one of the best few I had all my life. So I'm not definitely letting her slide of.  Plus that ass jiggles each time you spank 'em.

To my delight she turned and I begun kissing her forehead to her lips and making my way to her neck, as I got in position to have a little bit more of morning fun. Grinding her thighs as she let off soft moans and finally opened the pathway to her honey pot.

We had another few rounds of fun, before washing up and going out for breakfast.

The Following week...

Saw both Jo and Xin at the cafe as usual. As we carried out our conversation Xin just kept quiet all the way. After awhile..

Jo: Xin, why so quiet?

Xin: Nothing.. just tried..

Jo: hor.. did "TheSnake" bully you after I left?

Just using an alias for my name :)

Me:wa you're the one who pang seh us.. now just blame me..

Xin: huh? no la just didn't get enough sleep.

We pretty much continued our conversation about sleeping habit somehow. After awhile longer 3 of us headed back to our office.

I pretty much noticed how Xin was having an awkward time so I sent her a text.

Me: Hey are you free this evening? I need some input for my new project.

Xin: yeah should be fine, jio Jo along?

Me: I think you'd be fine alone, if not later the boyf jealous u taking up her time too much heh!

Xin: okay okay see you at 630!

Me: okay!

As I clocked out of my office and headed over, Xin suggested to meet at the recreational room instead since its more laid back there.

Xin: So what do you need help with??

Me: hmm, actually just wanted to have a talk with you... about earlier, I know things are still a lil awkward between us and I wish we could find a way to make things right as I don't want to lose a good friend like you... 

Xin: err.. actually you're right I didn't really know how to approach things this morning. But can I tell you something?

Me: Yeah of cos you can la..

Xin: you know how we're both single and sometimes I get really get sexuall frustrated from stress.

I went over beside her and placed my hands around her mouth..

Me: I know, to be honest I always get a boner when you walk up the stairs with those butt cheeks jiggling.

As I slowly slipped my hands into her panty and started rubbing her off. Xin stood up and dragged me out of the office. Smiling to myself as I felt blood rushing down my veins giving me a boner.

We ended up in the office shower and did the deed. After our session we both went to grab dinner together and started talking more. 

Xin: Hey so initially who would you bang? Me or Jo?

Thinking there is no point keep things from her and felt it would help me bring myself closer to her as well..

Me: To be completely honest, I always wanted to taste Jo since forbidden fruits always taste sweeter.

Xin: wa you philosopher or something? Say things that sounds so chim.

Me: haha, no la just my honest answer. why you jealous?

Xin: At least I'm satisfied for now, unlike her..

Xin's face turned pale as though she said uttered words not meant for my ears.

Me: Unlike her? what's wrong with Jo?

Xin: No la nothing...

Me: wei I thought we were being honest here ma, I told you my secret. You should too and it will be  between just us 2.

Xin: You better not tell her I told you ok!

Xin: Well, her current boyfriend who she really loves a lot. He can't seem to satisfy her in bed..

Me: hmm.. erectile dysfunction?

Xin: no la he can erect just that his kind of short and vanilla.

I started getting more curious about Jo's sex life. 

Me: That bad? Like 1cm?

Xin: eh the fuck I know lol, I go there measure? 

Me: haha aiya I thought you gals always discuss in details ma..

Xin: Why you interested?

Me: You know where I stand on that la, but if you're open to helping her out I don't mind.

Xin: Actually, we treat each other like sisters and I want her to enjoy her sex life too.

Me: You say one ah.. let's work together on that.

We both continued talking about things under the sun and went back as usual.

Things went by as usual and it was Jo's birthday soon. Xin and I decided to throw her a surprise Birthday Clubbing night together with her boyfriend.

Jo's boyfriend was going to drive the 3 of us over since Xin would be bringing the cake along and we needed to distract her.

The car pulls over but seems odd as I only see a dazzling low cut short dressed Jo in the car and no sight of her boyfriend.

Me: Your boyfriend?

Jo: nah he got called back..

Me: Call back?

Jo: Army lo..

Me: ahh wasted!

I started to feel bad for her since it was suppose to be fun night for her birthday and sort. 

Also luckily I wasn't driving since her sexy thighs were damm distracting and had a tough time controlling my hands...

We continued our conversation as I texted Xin letting her know the change of plans.

This is the end of Part B for Throbbing and Teases, it was a pretty long night. Stay tune for next week on what really went down!

OFF LIMITS - Friend Zoned Dinner

Hey guys this is the part 2 of my 4 part series "OFF LIMITS": Friend Zoned Dinner.

If you haven't read Part 1 click here.

After all the interactions Jo, Xin and myself became pretty close friends.

Where we had dinner regularly and talked about anything under the sun.

At one point I could see Xin was really trying to get close with me, although my target was Jo.
But, potential booty call. I can't complain there.

Although Jo and I could share a cab her bf usually picks her up, so Xin and I usually spend more time together. Eventually 1 time we decided to play some 1 to 1 bluff dice game where the loser has to choose either Truth or Dare..

Some how luck wasn't really on my side this time and she asked what was my darkest secret that most may not know. I told her about yoni massage and she seemed rather interested as she kept asking me more questions regarding it.

Then came her turn, asking her about her darkest kink. She mentioned it was to be groped and touch in public by someone she knows but not in a relationship with.

We were sitting side by side in a dimmed corner, I was tipsy a lil and there goes my hand.

Me: Like this?
As  I placed my hands on her thighs

Xin: umm...a bit more intense ba..

We continued playing our game with my hands on her thighs..

After another round where she had to take a full shot, I started using my fingers to slowly roll up her dress. Feeling her soft silky thighs and rubbing my hands on them gently. Blood quickly rush through my veins giving me a hard on instantly. I decided to go for it by moving my fingers below the dress with only the dim light covering them.

we paused the game for awhile as we were listening to the live stage music. 
I could feel the area near the honey hole getting more moist, thought that she was just perspiring... 
As I slid my fingers through the door, more liquid started flowing in and she started getting wetter...

Me:  wow so serious uh?

Xin: It's been sometime, since I last..

Me: Want me to take care of it?

Xin I was expecting you to.

I pulled her closer and whispered "Be a good slut and take off your bra & panty before we leave"

She got up quickly and headed towards the washroom.

I quickly called for the bill cos I know what's up next :)

After settling the bill, we waited for our ride.
My fingers at that point really got too itchy and decided to poke her pussy as we wait..

The back of her dress started to have a big round patch from all juices that dripped from her pussy.
The ride came, decided to give her a break from the pokes. She grabbed my arm and hugged it with my hands right over her skirt. Guessing she wanted more..

I leaned forward and started talking with the driver... as my fingers slid in more, teasing the honey pot..

while conversing, I asked..

Me: hey so hows the camera? more safer for you now days? 

Driver: err its okay la, usually just records the front. So you guys can just continue.. just don't dirty it.

At this point, I was pretty surprised he knew and he told me its pretty common around this timing..
Me: hahaha... ok thanks I guess..

 I started fondling her breast more till its all perky, she was a tad shy since its in-front of a total stranger but liked it the fact she was being groped by someone she knows...

Xin: hey out of me and Jo who would you pick for a girlfriend?

Was totally off guard on that and I blurt out Jo's name.. What a dumb answer -_-

Me: cos I rather fulfill your kink of playing someone whose not in a r/s with you..

PHEW! HENG AH! I gave myself the Official "Save a Fuck" title.

As we made our way to the hotel lobby, I told her I didn't bring protection.

Xin: It's okay, I'm on birth Controls..just cum in
She gently smiled while mentioning cum in.

My eyes opened extra wide with the thought 'CREAM PIE! CREAM PIE! CREAM PIE!"
Then I came to a realization how slutty she must be in bed.

As we walked out of the life and head towards the room. I gave her a back hug and telling her from this point on till morning she is my cock slut. 

 I quickly used both my hands to pull out her dress shoulder knot exposing her silky back.

Xin: wei.. don't..

Me: you're my cock slut remember?

Xin: tck...

As I grabbed her hand and pulled her towards the room, she used the other hand to cover her boobs.

Stranger: WOW!

Xin quickly took the room card and dashed towards the room. By this time her dress came off as she didn't hold on to it properly.

Got so turned on seeing those butt cheeks wiggle as she ran.

As I walked into the room, she slammed the door shut!

Xin: What were you doing?!! Cannot Wait??

Me: You wanted public remember? Don't complain le..

Xin: HMPH!
she couldn't control but smiled when she heard those word..


Dam this wild chick..I pushed her towards the wall. Pinning her hands together on top of her head.
While the other hand grabbed on to her neck. From the get go we started to make out intensely right at the door step. She pulled off her hands and started fondling around my body.

What Happened next? I'm pretty sure you all know =)

This concludes the end of Part 2. Stay tuned next week for Part 3.

OFF LIMITS - The Connection

The start of every journey would always be the toughest.

It took nearly a month to identify the perfect candidate who fits in the criteria:

• Attached for at least a year
• Aged 23 to 35
• Working Class

The toughest part was to always look around her fingers to see if there is a ring around their fingers or any ring lines.

Finally, after some time I met, Josephine.

I saw her a few times having her morning coffee at the same spot for a couple of days, but didn't really managed to find a way to start a convo with her, plus I'm no hunk to sweep her off her feet or something. After a few mornings of back and forth to hatching up a plot, the cafe was PACKED!

But, as usual Josephine was just sitting at the same spot to have her morning coffee with an empty seat in front of her. Took my chance to ask if the seat was taken and as usual she was there alone so come brownie points for me.

Got my coffee and sat right in front of her. Still hesitant, I did not know how I should break a conversation with her. So begun the random questions in having a conversation.

Me: Hey, how come its so packed this morning?

Jo: Hmm, its usually packed on Fridays, you don't come here often?
(I'm going to call her Jo from here on)

Thinking to myself, fuck! I'm screwed...

Me: ohh.. oddly the vending machine at my building ran out of Coke..

Jo: Coke?! (Looking oddly confused)

Me: I'm a Coke-connoisseur..

As I laughed away my awful reasoning..

Jo: What's that?

Me: Well, you know how they have Wine Connoisseurs.. I'm the Coca Cola version. For example, if you see a can or a bottle of coke in Singapore they usually spell Classic or Klassic on the label. The one that starts with C is made in Msia for distribution to Singapore which taste more carbonated and less sweet, while the only spelt with a K is made in Indonesia which are less carbonated and more sweeter.

Jo: Oh wow, I didn't know there was a diff..

Me: haha.. there is more la but don't wanna bore you with Coca-Cola 101 early in the morning..

Jo: no la, it is kind of fascinating I'd say.

At this point I felt I made some connection there with our informal speech..

After talking a little bit more, I found out she pretty much fell into the criteria I set for myself. We both had to leave for our office after awhile. Didn't realize but we pretty much headed the same direction with her office building right beside mine and I waved at her bye neighbor.

With this event, I begun operation tap and go the following week Monday to Wednesday, where I would just walk-in to grab a coffee to go and say Hi to her shortly. For Thursday however, I decided to just walk past the cafe, while she stared outside. Pretending to be on the phone as I walked by, took a glance at her trying to wave at me, I ignored her and walked off.

For me this process I would say was to create an imprint impression to her.

At last it was Friday again and knowing the cafe would be packed as previous week, I went there early and grabbed a seat and waited. Jo came in after some time luckily she spotted me, but this time round she came with a baggage. Another colleague of hers came along this time round and joined us. Luckily they both pretty much looked alike in terms of stats and facial structure. Jo introduced her colleague Xin to me as they both sat down at the table.

Me: Hey are you 2 sisters?

Jo:  Isit cos we Chinese?

Me: ya la.. why cannot? hahaha.. nah it's cos both of you are facial structure are closely related to Yuan Chinese that's all..

Jo: Yuan Chinese??

At that time Xin looked puzzled as well..

Me: Are we going to start off with another Coke-Connoisseur morning?

Xin: Coke-Connoisseur?

Jo: He is Coca Cola Wikipedia lo.. so what's Yuan Chinese?

Me: Here we go I guess...

I explained to them pretty much China's dynasty history and migration patterns.

Jo: Oh shit, so I'm really not Chinese Chinese..

Xin: Where you find him one?

Me: See la first time meet your colleague I end up telling grandfather stories..

Jo: okay la still fascinating I guess...

Xin: okay la it's not a bad story..

We chatted awhile more before making our way back to our offices, this time Xin forward a handshake to me and said nice meeting you. Jo waved bye and they both walked up the stairs.

Couldn't help but stare at the ladies walking up the stairs as Jo's butt wiggled side to side and Xin's perky butt was popping in her dress.

My dick woke up suddenly.. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. Fuck My Life.

Thankfully I have a messenger bag to cover up, so I headed over to my office thinking and pondering on how I could ever break the acquaintances chain and get in the friend zone...

 Weeks passed, going through the same cycle with Jo and sometimes Xin, finally hatched the perfect plan. After finding out what industry Jo was in, I started to seek her advice on certain areas to get more conversation flowing.

A few weeks passed where she would invite me over to her office to "help" me with some work related issues and Xin would be there from time to time.  I could sense the both of them soon getting more informal with me and that seems to be all the right signs :)

*beep* *beep* I get a text from Jo, asking for my plans for tonight and my thoughts ran wild "is it time already?"

WRONG!

Jo: Hey whats your plan for tonight?

Me: Nothing much probably go home to rest or go night cycling..

Jo: wa you can cycle?

Me: wa cannot meh? so what's up?

Jo: hmm nothing much  just wanting to check if you're free tonight to help me and Xin out on one of our proposal and its right in your field.

Me: Aiya you both helped me out so much, no prob! But you owe me BJ

Jo: BJ?!

Me: Ben & Jerry.. why?

Jo: ... ok ok


After clocking out, 3 of us headed to grab a light dinner and wait for their office to clear out...

As we ate and had a good chat, Jo's phone rang and the smile on her face faded soon after.

She told us her mom had a fall at home and needed to rush over.

Jo: Hey sorry, but I really need to head back home urgently.

Me: yeah go check on your mom and update us ok? Me and Xin will heart 2 heart work :P

Xin: ehhh.. okay okay, no choice I suppose..


On the way back to Xin's office we begun to talk more on a personal level and getting to know one another better since it was always with Jo around we didn't really talk much.

Xin: so what's your real motive with Jo?

Me: Motive? get free ice cream from both of you hehehe! But hey its 2019, I'm pretty sure opposite sex can just be friends. Plus I got 2 pretty ladies to accompany me for dinner how can I complain?

Xin: what about your girlfriend? Wait till she find out...

Me: No la don't have one, why? Whats your motive?

Xin: No la just asking that's all.

We started talking more about our hobbies and pretty much getting to know one another more.

That's the end of Part 1: The Connection.

Come back next Tuesday for Part 2: Friend Zoned Dinner.

Are attached girls off limits to other guys? The OFF LIMITS Series.

These last few months I went on hiatus, because I found there was nothing significant for me to write on other than the usual encounters I had.

I wanted to offer something more than just the usual, I embarked on a journey to test myself and see are attached girls really off limits to other guys? Again no offence to ladies out there, this is just me an average guy trying out.

Here is a few criteria I set for the lady:and myself.

Lady

• In the relationship for at least 1 year minimum, so I get a genuine lady who is attached.
• Age range 23- 35.
• Working class
• She must not be someone I already know.

Myself

• No Drunk Sex
• Mutual consent to hook up for 3 different times

This is going to be a 4 part series titled "OFF LIMITS" released every Tuesday.

Series Title

• The connection
• Friend zoned dinner
• Throbbing and Teases
• The Hook-ups

Hope you enjoy this series of write up and be sure to follow me for future posts.

Double Trouble Part 1

This a 3 part series on happened about 5 years ago when I used to club often and got to know 2 pretty ladies Jessica and Joye who you just want to tap at least once. But both were attached 😑, although the 3 of us clicked pretty well through drinks and jokes. 

Eventually, we got pretty close to a point that I started calling them J1 (Jessica) & J2 (Joye) for short and even got introduced to their boyfriends, I would say this is one of the most concrete forms of being friendzoned. But, I didn't mind the friendship we had and not like it was my mission to bang every female Homosapien that roams this planet. 

1 month... 3 months... 6 months... all passed in a flash. 
One day.. Joye found out and told me Jessica recently broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years after she found out he has been cheating on her for over a year.

So Joye suggested that we surprise Jessica with a short getaway to get her minds off of things.
We got a 4 days 3 night trip to Phuket and booked one of those villas for the 4 of us including Joye's boyfriend.

The trip dates came closer and the 4 of us did some last min shopping to get Jessica a new luggage bag.
Ron, Joye's boyfriend pulled me to the side and told me that he can't make it for the trip since his office expects him to take care of an important project and didn't want to spoil the fun for the rest of us. He told me to look after the girls.

I would say things started to spark the moment the 3 of us boarded our early morning flight. Jessica took the window seat with Joye right beside her and me enjoying how the aisle looks 😒...

Mid-flight J2 kept getting up from her seat to the washroom quite a few time and J1 tried falling asleep but got interrupted. When J2 went to the loo again J1 pulled me over to the middle seat and told me to let J2 enjoy the aisle view.
Haha being a pampering trip for J1 I just obliged. Sitting right beside her I noticed the armrest was lifted up and our seats were pretty much connected. I didn't bother much and J1 went back to her snooze mode resting her head on my shoulders.

Without realizing I have been stealing whiffs off how great J1 smells and my pants began to get stiffer... OF ALL TIMES!
I tried the coughing method to get TheSnake into its sleep mode as well.

Me: *Cough* *Cough*

J1 staring at me with her annoyed face...
J1: Cold uh?

Me: uhmm.. a little..

J1: Come..

I had that puzzled look on my face not sure what she meant. J1 pulled me further to her side of the seat and covered me up with a part of her blanket. I could literally feel our body leaning on each other and my hands got caught in the middle awkwardly... she grabbed my hands and placed it around her back.

J1: Just this once okay? Don't tell her...

Couldn't help smirking a little
Me: okay..

J2 came back from the loo and looked confused seeing her leaning on me.. I just shrugged my shoulders. J2 sat down on my previous seat and covered up herself with my blanket to rest up.I guess it's just a habit just J2 pulled up the other side of the armrest to lean on me.

A sudden realization came to mind I'm not only their friend but also their portable lean-on-me machine. But I couldn't complain as my right hand was enjoying itself around J1's waist. I tried to get some rest myself too as it's gonna be a long day ahead.

Moments passed and I felt someone's hand on my upper right thigh drawing circles with her fingers the motion circumference kept growing slowly and slowly. It came to a point the tip of TheSnake was being touched little by little. With my mind all set on not wanting a boner high in the air, I nudged J1 a little and she stopped drawing circles but she ended up resting her hands on my thigh just beside my crotch and I swear I could literally feel her finger's heat on TheSnake. Without realizing my earlier nudge on J1 traveled its way to J2, waking her up slightly and she went back to sleep while leaning on me and resting the right hand on my left thigh giving TheSnake the full reason to rise up.

Being hopeless with my boner I forced myself to sleep...

The lights came on and it was time to land, JJ all got up and prepped for the landing.

Came close to my ears and whispered..

J1: Hor hor...

She saw my morning wood and it just won't go to rest mode felt so paiseh and when I went to reach out for my pillow I could see J2 over there glaring. Told myself how bad can it get now...

The plane landed safely and this is just the beginning on what unfolded...

The End

Stay tuned for Part 2 on Wednesday.

Bootyful Joyce

This happened a few years back..

I was invited to a friend's birthday chalet, initially had my +1 but we broke up so just happened to be there alone.

As we laughed and played, at the corner of my eyes something was amiss. 

A pretty lady was sitting at a corner not mingling around with the rest.


Me: Hey, Miss All Alone :) 

Joyce: HAHA! Thanks you made me feel all better after my boyfriend ditched me when I got here.


Thinking to myself, dam she is hot and got a boyfriend? Well, I guess we can just be friends.

At the end invited her over to have some drinks to chill out with the rest.

All I could think of that time was how great of a body she had especially those butt cheeks popping out from her booty shorts.
We exchanged numbers before she left, never to hear from her for a while.

Suddenly, a few weeks later...

A message popped up.


In Text~

Joyce: Hey... Remember me?

Me: no no I don't want to buy insurance!

Joyce: Walao! say till like that...

Me: Hahaha... Kidding what's up?

Joyce: uhmm nothing much..just got off from a dreadful day at work and just wanna get high!

Me: Haha it's Friday ma bo bian.. get high? Yeah you pretty much end up in hospital after that lol.. (She was one of the rare few who is allergic to alcohol)

Joyce: No la.. my colleague was telling me smoking cigs can make you high as well le but I don't want to start smoking at my workplace and let them know about it. Just want to try once...

Me:  hehe, would offer you but later your boyfriend would kill me hahaha!

Joyce: Aiya his also not in town, went on a holiday with his friends. So you nothing to do tonight right?

(WOW A HINT)
Me: alright we can try if you want to, where should we meet?

So she picked the place and time, which was pretty perfect to have a nice quiet night to chill out~
Reached there, yet being a typical Singaporean she was late.

In text~

Me: Wei, you fly airplane?

Joyce: sorry! missed the earlier bus

Me: so the bus fault? you owe me 1 being late ;P

Joyce: .. bish!

Me: Take that as a yes!

10minutes passed and the lady with all the right curves appeared.

As she appeared in her cyan floral dress, I couldn't help but wonder what job allowed her to wear that to work.

Just happened to be thinking out loud...

Me: Wow! what job lets you wear that eh?

Joyce: Walao.. my work clothing so fugly, later you say I bo style...

Me: No wonder! we got a late ass here but is the dress to impress me?

Joyce: *Slaps my arm* Tck..

We went over to a shop and grabbed some drinks before settling down on a bench near the park.
Time to test the water decided to sit right beside her with a little gap in-between, turns out to have no reaction from her..

Me: so what really made you wanna try smoking?

Joyce: Just cheap thrills to get high.. hehe..

Me: *Roll eyes* lol ok ok (Handing her a cig)

Joyce: Yes, master!

She tries the beginner method of just lighting the cig with no suction involved *FAILED*. The cig didn't burn through properly and told her to suck the cig while she lighted. As they say newbie smoker syndrome, she took a big puff while lighting and ended up choking herself. Patted her down to get rid of the cough, my hands were still on her back even after she calmed down. Guessing that would be a sign of comfort, decided to leave my hands there as we smoked and chatted. Before things took a turn.

Joyce: eh how come the first time I sucked the air I choked?

Me: you suck so hard like giving a bj, of course, will choke la.. got to puff with lesser strength..

Joyce: wa lao! si tiko *pushes me away*

Luckily I was quick enough to grab on to her shoulder to be right beside her with no gap in between..
Me: who told you to flaunt your bedroom skills?

*Clock Strikes Midnight* at the golden hour with just a glimpse of her alluring blushes the park lamp goes off.

That moment I can feel her heart pounding extremely hard..and she softly said she has to leave at 1am.

Me: wow is this the kind of topic lets your heart race?

Joyce: ermm... a little la.. aiyo who don't?

The chance sets in, as I told her my view of her when I first met her and wanting to solve to Mystery between 36C or 36D. 
With my arms still around her shoulder, took the chance and softly pressed on side boob and thinking to myself "oh did I just fuck things up" unexpectedly it was a good fuck up as she leaned more towards me and gently said, "don't la walao".

Me: Solving the mystery ma..and wow they are really soft bouncy Ds (As I carried on to press further)

she softly obliged as I placed my other hands on the lonely boob that was not inspected.

Both getting comfortable, I decided to slip 1 hand in as she softly moaned to the gentle touches and hugged me tighter..a sprung of Vega Boyz came into my mind "BOOM! BOOM! Boom! come lets spend the night together, together in my room BOOM! BOOM! Boom!"

All those thoughts were almost fantasies as she suddenly got up..

Joyce: We shouldn't be doing this! *Turning away from me*

Quickly got up and gave her a back hug whispering~
"I'm sorry.. but I can't explain why just the presence of you beside me, give me thirst to get even closer with you"

Just as I felt I saved the day, The Snake decided to rise up all the way making the bulge even harder as it rubs agains her delicate butt.. yet she continues to remain having her butt nudged on TheSnake.

Me: your heart is racing harder even now, I guess it's also curiously wanting the same outcome as me.

As I slowly moved her back on the bench, with sitting on my lap. We made out for a while, before I slipped my hands under and the other keeping at her neck to synchronize the heart beats..

Gentle strokes on her already flooded panty, drawn a more louder moan as I slipped away one of her dress straps. I lean in to pleasure her further as she stroked away TheSnake.

Me: TheSnake would love to make friends with your lips..

Joyce: cannot la public!

Me: My place is empty, I'll send you back later lah..

she nodded and whispered only oral okay..

We went over to my place, as the door closed we started making out like long lost lovers while moving towards the couch.

Undressing each other in the midst, as I hovered my lips down to the honey hole she started moaned softly..
As it went on we magically got into the magical 69 and feasted...

In the midst, I can sense the her moans were getting higher and longer. After awhile, I felt I was hearing her thoughts in my head "fuck me" and there it was again but louder.

As the sweet nectar flowed.. I continued slurping down while thrusting my tongue in ignoring her request.
Soon we got back again to making out with the nectar realm inches away from TheSnake she gently whispered the same words, with my reply "Beg Me~".

She repeated.. "Fuck! me Please!~"*smirk* 
Now when a lady says her please, it would be hard to deny the request.

Hours flew in a matter of seconds.. the fun comes to an end with a shower ending.

We headed out and sent her back to her place, bidding goodbye to our moment.

The End.

Meet Ms Claire.

This happened a few months back.

We all went to do a farewell for a colleague of ours at a pub.

So initially it was just us 4 guys sitting down.

We looked across the other side there were a bunch of 6 ladies sitting down & enjoying their drinks while singing.

Being guys we just talked randomly of us being a little "ke lian" just guys drinking and would love for the ladies to come over & join us.

So the guy who we were wishing farewell to thought it would be a great idea if he could sing and make the ladies come join beside us, he did that but nothing really happened.

A while later to their surprise the ladies came to the table right beside us. They were shocked that it worked! 
Well actually, it didn't they just had to move cause the table beside us can accommodate 2 more of their friends who just joined them. 

Me: *roll eyes* yeah the ladies sat at the table beside us because of you :)..

The guy who sang was just too happy lol he decided to sing another song *lol*

So we just continued playing with our dice, and of the ladies at the other table sitting beside me started looking at our table playing.

After awhile I asked...

Me: You want to join us? 

Clare: okays..

so we just started playing dice bluff game together with her.

Slowly as she drank quite a bit she started to leaned more closely to me, at a point my elbow was a few inches away from her boobs, can literally some of the hair at my elbow "reaching out".

Suddenly she came close to my ear to whisper "lets make that friend of yours drink more" at the same time my elbows were literally enjoying the cushion of her boobs.

As we laughed and played, I decided to test the water by placing my hands on her left thigh. Didn't get much of a reaction from her, thought she just was too drunk. But they were soft & nice :).

Suddenly, she moved her legs more towards the left making my hands slip in between her thighs. 

*KIAP*

Both her legs pressed against each other, trapping my hands in between. I could feel the warm vibe given out from the honeypot.

She looked at me and said "hmmm shiok" while smiling, as she moved closer towards the table my hands went deeper & closer to the honeypot.

I guess that was the sign, I decided to give a lil finger service by rubbing it against her panty.

We remained that way for a while.

Soon 1 of my colleague called for the billed to end off the night.

Being sad with that news I told her we'll be leaving soon, can see the sheer disappointment on her face.

Me: Hmm.. you want to go out for a smoke?

Clare: See you outside, I go toilet first!

Thinking to myself, did I just get ditched?

Remaining positive, as I walked out with my colleagues I told them I'm waiting for my Grab they go ahead first.

So as I waited outside thinking to myself how silly yet hopeful I must be.

After a while, though I just got ditched, decided to finish up the cig and head off.


A few minutes later, she suddenly popped up outside the pub, celebrating in my mind WOOHOO!

Me: Wow I thought you gonna ditch me!

Clare: hahaha, no the toilet Q was dam long..

Me: Sure? not cos you needed to find an excuse for your boyf inside?

Clare: The guys? nope, they are all just our friends.

Thinking to myself wow everything is clear!

Me: isit.. well now I feel safer from earlier *smirk*

Clare: Walao! *as she tried to hit my chest*

I moved closer right next to her giving her a hug

Me: I don't think you had enough though... could use more though..

Clare *cheeky smile*: Where to?

I grabbed her hand and started walking along, as I knew a hotel nearby.

As we walked along she started leaning closer to me, rubbing her boobs against my elbow.

Me: So horny uh?

Clare: Hehe!

Found a small corner along the path & pushed her to the corner.

I started caressing her neck and waist while kissing her intensely.
She grabbed my hands from her waist and pushed it down to her booty.

As I squeezed down harder, she gave out small moans of relief. 
At this moment I knew I had to give it to her hard later.

So decided to slip my hands from under her dress & take out her panty.

After a while we continued our way to the hotel, we got a little more frisky touching one another.

I noticed about 2 other guys behind us about 20m away, decided to give them a little visual therapy. 

As we walked I lifted up her dress & grabbed those ass cheeks in the other guys' view. They started walking even faster, trying to get closer.

Too bad we reached our hotel, she turned around to ask if this the place. She saw the 2 guys staring right at her.

Clare: You know they were behind us isit?

Me: They pretty much enjoyed your views too =)

We got a room and took the lift up, I as we walked to our room I noticed how they didn't have a single camera along the hallway.

As she was wearing a strapless dress, few meters before the room, I decided to quickly unzip & remove it as she continued walking to the room with confidence & smile.

We couldn't wait, as soon as we got in the room I pinned her against the wall & we started making out intensely, she saw through the mirror of me devouring her cute lil body.

To Be Continued...