The Snake Adventures

Tuesday, June 4, 2019

OFF LIMITS - The Connection

The start of every journey would always be the toughest.

It took nearly a month to identify the perfect candidate who fits in the criteria:

  • Attached for at least a year
  • Aged 23 to 35
  • Working Class
The toughest part was to always look around her fingers to see if there is a ring around their fingers or any ring lines.

Finally, after some time I met, Josephine.

I saw her a few times having her morning coffee at the same spot for a couple of days, but didn't really managed to find a way to start a convo with her, plus I'm no hunk to sweep her off her feet or something. After a few mornings of back and forth to hatching up a plot, the cafe was PACKED!

But, as usual Josephine was just sitting at the same spot to have her morning coffee with an empty seat in front of her. Took my chance to ask if the seat was taken and as usual she was there alone so come brownie points for me.

Got my coffee and sat right in front of her. Still hesitant, I did not know how I should break a conversation with her. So begun the random questions in having a conversation.

Me: Hey, how come its so packed this morning?

Jo: Hmm, its usually packed on Fridays, you don't come here often?
(I'm going to call her Jo from here on)

Thinking to myself, fuck! I'm screwed...

Me: ohh.. oddly the vending machine at my building ran out of Coke..

Jo: Coke?! (Looking oddly confused)

Me: I'm a Coke-connoisseur..

As I laughed away my awful reasoning..

Jo: What's that?

Me: Well, you know how they have Wine Connoisseurs.. I'm the Coca Cola version. For example, if you see a can or a bottle of coke in Singapore they usually spell Classic or Klassic on the label. The one that starts with C is made in Msia for distribution to Singapore which taste more carbonated and less sweet, while the only spelt with a K is made in Indonesia which are less carbonated and more sweeter.

Jo: Oh wow, I didn't know there was a diff..

Me: haha.. there is more la but don't wanna bore you with Coca-Cola 101 early in the morning..

Jo: no la, it is kind of fascinating I'd say.

At this point I felt I made some connection there with our informal speech..

After talking a little bit more, I found out she pretty much fell into the criteria I set for myself. We both had to leave for our office after awhile. Didn't realize but we pretty much headed the same direction with her office building right beside mine and I waved at her bye neighbor.

With this event, I begun operation tap and go the following week Monday to Wednesday, where I would just walk-in to grab a coffee to go and say Hi to her shortly. For Thursday however, I decided to just walk past the cafe, while she stared outside. Pretending to be on the phone as I walked by, took a glance at her trying to wave at me, I ignored her and walked off.

For me this process I would say was to create an imprint impression to her.

At last it was Friday again and knowing the cafe would be packed as previous week, I went there early and grabbed a seat and waited. Jo came in after some time luckily she spotted me, but this time round she came with a baggage. Another colleague of hers came along this time round and joined us. Luckily they both pretty much looked alike in terms of stats and facial structure. Jo introduced her colleague Xin to me as they both sat down at the table.

Me: Hey are you 2 sisters?

Jo:  Isit cos we Chinese?

Me: ya la.. why cannot? hahaha.. nah it's cos both of you are facial structure are closely related to Yuan Chinese that's all..

Jo: Yuan Chinese??

At that time Xin looked puzzled as well..

Me: Are we going to start off with another Coke-Connoisseur morning?

Xin: Coke-Connoisseur?

Jo: He is Coca Cola Wikipedia lo.. so what's Yuan Chinese?

Me: Here we go I guess...

I explained to them pretty much China's dynasty history and migration patterns.

Jo: Oh shit, so I'm really not Chinese Chinese..

Xin: Where you find him one?

Me: See la first time meet your colleague I end up telling grandfather stories..

Jo: okay la still fascinating I guess...

Xin: okay la it's not a bad story..

We chatted awhile more before making our way back to our offices, this time Xin forward a handshake to me and said nice meeting you. Jo waved bye and they both walked up the stairs.

Couldn't help but stare at the ladies walking up the stairs as Jo's butt wiggled side to side and Xin's perky butt was popping in her dress.

My dick woke up suddenly.. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. Fuck My Life.

Thankfully I have a messenger bag to cover up, so I headed over to my office thinking and pondering on how I could ever break the acquaintances chain and get in the friend zone...

 Weeks passed, going through the same cycle with Jo and sometimes Xin, finally hatched the perfect plan. After finding out what industry Jo was in, I started to seek her advice on certain areas to get more conversation flowing.

A few weeks passed where she would invite me over to her office to "help" me with some work related issues and Xin would be there from time to time.  I could sense the both of them soon getting more informal with me and that seems to be all the right signs :)

*beep* *beep* I get a text from Jo, asking for my plans for tonight and my thoughts ran wild "is it time already?"

WRONG!

Jo: Hey whats your plan for tonight?

Me: Nothing much probably go home to rest or go night cycling..

Jo: wa you can cycle?

Me: wa cannot meh? so what's up?

Jo: hmm nothing much  just wanting to check if you're free tonight to help me and Xin out on one of our proposal and its right in your field.

Me: Aiya you both helped me out so much, no prob! But you owe me BJ

Jo: BJ?!

Me: Ben & Jerry.. why?

Jo: ... ok ok


After clocking out, 3 of us headed to grab a light dinner and wait for their office to clear out...

As we ate and had a good chat, Jo's phone rang and the smile on her face faded soon after.

She told us her mom had a fall at home and needed to rush over.

Jo: Hey sorry, but I really need to head back home urgently.

Me: yeah go check on your mom and update us ok? Me and Xin will heart 2 heart work :P

Xin: ehhh.. okay okay, no choice I suppose..


On the way back to Xin's office we begun to talk more on a personal level and getting to know one another better since it was always with Jo around we didn't really talk much.

Xin: so what's your real motive with Jo?

Me: Motive? get free ice cream from both of you hehehe! But hey its 2019, I'm pretty sure opposite sex can just be friends. Plus I got 2 pretty ladies to accompany me for dinner how can I complain?

Xin: what about your girlfriend? Wait till she find out...

Me: No la don't have one, why? Whats your motive?

Xin: No la just asking that's all.

We started talking more about our hobbies and pretty much getting to know one another more.


That's the end of Part 1: The Connection.
Come back next Tuesday for Part 2: Friend Zoned Dinner.



Are attached girls off limits to other guys? The OFF LIMITS Series.

These last few months I went on hiatus, because I found there was nothing significant for me to write on other than the usual encounters I had.

I wanted to offer something more than just the usual, I embarked on a journey to test myself and see are attached girls really off limits to other guys? Again no offence to ladies out there, this is just me an average guy trying out.

Here is a few criteria I set for the lady:and myself.

Lady
  • In the relationship for at least 1 year minimum, so I get a genuine lady who is attached.
  • Age range 23- 35.
  • Working class
  • She must not be someone I already know.
Myself
  • No Drunk Sex
  • Mutual consent to hook up for 3 different times

This is going to be a 4 part series titled "OFF LIMITS" released every Tuesday.

Series Title


Hope you enjoy this series of write up and be sure to follow me for future posts.

Friday, January 4, 2019

Double Trouble Part 3B Final

Part 3B is the final write-up of my Phuket trip together with JJ, if you haven't read part 3 Click here to read it.




Part 3B sets off when the 3 of us made it back to the house.

As we stepped into the house, my urges to have J1 in her birth day suit grew even stronger. But there was J2.

3 of us decided to have a quick wash up before having our drinks, the house had washrooms in both rooms and 1 common washroom outside which didn't have a shower. 

Told them to go ahead and use my room's shower first, by luck J1 went ahead to use the shower in my room.

The door closed in the girl's room with J2 inside. I knew this might be my only chance during the trip. J1 started walking into my room and I walked right behind her.

*Soft-Slam*
 I closed my rooms door...

J1 stared at me, I stood inches away from her with the wall right behind her.
J1: What you doing?


My hands on her hips slowly moving down... inches away from that bubble butt.
Me: After all that was done today, I'm going to pound you tonight.

J1 stared and took a big gulp...

Seconds passed as I pressed my lips on top of hers to calm her down, while my hands pinned her hips to the wall. She gave off a soft moan and started caressing my body while pulling my hard rod closer to her honey pot.

We started making out intensely with gentle dry humps, I wanted to pound her so bad I started biting her neck while she moaned softly. The magic words came... "Fuck me..."

I pulled off her dress,.. only to find her tits dangling with erected nipples on both sides. 
I felt starved for days as I began to sucking her nipples and squeezing the other one hard while she stroked my dick and finally said "Fuck me... please.."

Not wanting to waste time on the bed, I pulled her up to table and started to pound her intensely as I ate out her tits, with 1 hand gently holding her neck to the wall...

I wanted to cum so badly, but I held in, cos she deserves to be pounded hard and long...


*HELLO!*


A sound came through the door, we both looked at each other with the expression "Oh shit!"

I pulled out my dick quickly, and just cummed all over her tummy and thigh, as she hurried to the bathroom. I  pulled up my pants and opened the door.

J2: the fk you 2 doing?

Me: nothing la she don't know where to place my stuff, so just helped her out..

J2: Sure or not? You thrust so fast sure can hear from outside.

Now its my turn, staring at J2 with a blank face...

She leaned forward...

whispered softly
J2: plus your pants are wet..
while giving off a foxy smirk

I looked down to only realize I haven't cummed fully earlier..

J2: okay la as long as you 2 are having fun and you better take care of her for the rest of the trip kay!


BOOOOOM!

It just hit me J2 explicitly gave the green light to pound J1 as much as I can.

Me: you say one ah, don't later jealous that I didn't h2h with u this trip hor...

J2: Say some more!

Me: Sorry Mama-san!

J2 got pissed, came running towards me with her palm in the air ready to strike!
I quickly grabbed her hands as she was about to strike...

Me:Nice try!

At that very moment I could see J2 staring directly below with ill intention, as she started to swing the other hand at my crotch....But once again I stopped it inches away from a painful night.

A soft smack, as I had enough of her nonsense... I started rubbing her hands on my crotch since she wants to hit it so much...

and I whispered~

Me: Want to know what happened earlier?
As I pushed her towards the couch~

Our eyes locked with no hesitation from her, that moment I knew she wanted it as well.
I leaned forward with my crotch at her water gates as I pinned her down to the couch.

Being the teaser that I was,1 hand grabbing her butt cheeks while the other thumb cover her lips...
With a hard thrust....I whispered "I'm saving you for tonight" as I licked her ear slightly.

Her ears went full chili crab red with excitement..

Greed came gushing in my brain wanting to devour the both of them in the same bed.

J1: oi  what you both doing?

Me: Teaching her self defense..

J1: wa teach her only? so I'm a nobody?

Me: Yours will have private lesson tonight don't worry ok.

J1: wait long long la..

Me: J2 said she approve le

J1: fk off la both of u...


All 3 of us pretty much washed up, some more than the other.. we started having our drinks chatting and playing some games. All I could think of on how to propose a 3some.... Bloody hell!


After some card games, I suggested the Taste Bud Game where 2 of us are blind folded have to guess the body part that our tongue tasted. We played some fun rounds where I would occasionally grope the both of them.

Born with a sensitive nose, I could smell one of them was a lil wet from all the teases. Once again it was my turn and I decided to help myself by rubbing my fingers around their pussy. The both really held it in until J1 couldn't take it anymore and gave off a soft moan. I figured J2 would make my stop by now, but I saw a devilish smile on her face as if she knew what was happening.

I Stopped.

The game continued and since both were a little wet, we went into the hot tub to continue the game.

It came back to my turn again and I know I had to make my move this round.
I got myself out of the tub and standing right between their heads, with my dick pulled out.

Me: Okay you both are gonna take turn tasting and guessing it. Its a pretty "HARD" guess so feel free to taste around.

I placed J1's lips on the left side and J2's on the front end. It FINALLY HAPPENED JJ's BJ!

They moved side to side for 15 secs and missing each others lip. The 2 lips met, I held J1's head tightly as she was trying get away. To my surprise J2 kept on licking, either the alcohol is helping me or she is purely enjoying this.

Me: Whatever happens tonight will stay between us 3.

J1 started to give me in by licking more sensually and smiling. At this point both lady still had their blindfolds on. As they started kissing each other more and more, I took the blind folds off. They were all smiles...


We all know what happened next. I shall leave it to your imagination :)


Project: Chrissy, Part I

Backstory: Chrissy is a lust approved hot pie that many would love to unfold in their wildest fantasy being a slutty schoolgirl or a tied-up...