Double Trouble Part 1

This a 3 part series on happened about 5 years ago when I used to club often and got to know 2 pretty ladies Jessica and Joye who you just want to tap at least once. But both were attached 😑, although the 3 of us clicked pretty well through drinks and jokes. 

Eventually, we got pretty close to a point that I started calling them J1 (Jessica) & J2 (Joye) for short and even got introduced to their boyfriends, I would say this is one of the most concrete forms of being friendzoned. But, I didn't mind the friendship we had and not like it was my mission to bang every female Homosapien that roams this planet. 

1 month... 3 months... 6 months... all passed in a flash. 
One day.. Joye found out and told me Jessica recently broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years after she found out he has been cheating on her for over a year.

So Joye suggested that we surprise Jessica with a short getaway to get her minds off of things.
We got a 4 days 3 night trip to Phuket and booked one of those villas for the 4 of us including Joye's boyfriend.

The trip dates came closer and the 4 of us did some last min shopping to get Jessica a new luggage bag.
Ron, Joye's boyfriend pulled me to the side and told me that he can't make it for the trip since his office expects him to take care of an important project and didn't want to spoil the fun for the rest of us. He told me to look after the girls.

I would say things started to spark the moment the 3 of us boarded our early morning flight. Jessica took the window seat with Joye right beside her and me enjoying how the aisle looks 😒...

Mid-flight J2 kept getting up from her seat to the washroom quite a few time and J1 tried falling asleep but got interrupted. When J2 went to the loo again J1 pulled me over to the middle seat and told me to let J2 enjoy the aisle view.
Haha being a pampering trip for J1 I just obliged. Sitting right beside her I noticed the armrest was lifted up and our seats were pretty much connected. I didn't bother much and J1 went back to her snooze mode resting her head on my shoulders.

Without realizing I have been stealing whiffs off how great J1 smells and my pants began to get stiffer... OF ALL TIMES!
I tried the coughing method to get TheSnake into its sleep mode as well.

Me: *Cough* *Cough*

J1 staring at me with her annoyed face...
J1: Cold uh?

Me: uhmm.. a little..

J1: Come..

I had that puzzled look on my face not sure what she meant. J1 pulled me further to her side of the seat and covered me up with a part of her blanket. I could literally feel our body leaning on each other and my hands got caught in the middle awkwardly... she grabbed my hands and placed it around her back.

J1: Just this once okay? Don't tell her...

Couldn't help smirking a little
Me: okay..

J2 came back from the loo and looked confused seeing her leaning on me.. I just shrugged my shoulders. J2 sat down on my previous seat and covered up herself with my blanket to rest up.I guess it's just a habit just J2 pulled up the other side of the armrest to lean on me.

A sudden realization came to mind I'm not only their friend but also their portable lean-on-me machine. But I couldn't complain as my right hand was enjoying itself around J1's waist. I tried to get some rest myself too as it's gonna be a long day ahead.

Moments passed and I felt someone's hand on my upper right thigh drawing circles with her fingers the motion circumference kept growing slowly and slowly. It came to a point the tip of TheSnake was being touched little by little. With my mind all set on not wanting a boner high in the air, I nudged J1 a little and she stopped drawing circles but she ended up resting her hands on my thigh just beside my crotch and I swear I could literally feel her finger's heat on TheSnake. Without realizing my earlier nudge on J1 traveled its way to J2, waking her up slightly and she went back to sleep while leaning on me and resting the right hand on my left thigh giving TheSnake the full reason to rise up.

Being hopeless with my boner I forced myself to sleep...

The lights came on and it was time to land, JJ all got up and prepped for the landing.

Came close to my ears and whispered..

J1: Hor hor...

She saw my morning wood and it just won't go to rest mode felt so paiseh and when I went to reach out for my pillow I could see J2 over there glaring. Told myself how bad can it get now...

The plane landed safely and this is just the beginning on what unfolded...

The End

Stay tuned for Part 2 on Wednesday.

Bootyful Joyce

This happened a few years back..

I was invited to a friend's birthday chalet, initially had my +1 but we broke up so just happened to be there alone.

As we laughed and played, at the corner of my eyes something was amiss. 

A pretty lady was sitting at a corner not mingling around with the rest.


Me: Hey, Miss All Alone :) 

Joyce: HAHA! Thanks you made me feel all better after my boyfriend ditched me when I got here.


Thinking to myself, dam she is hot and got a boyfriend? Well, I guess we can just be friends.

At the end invited her over to have some drinks to chill out with the rest.

All I could think of that time was how great of a body she had especially those butt cheeks popping out from her booty shorts.
We exchanged numbers before she left, never to hear from her for a while.

Suddenly, a few weeks later...

A message popped up.


In Text~

Joyce: Hey... Remember me?

Me: no no I don't want to buy insurance!

Joyce: Walao! say till like that...

Me: Hahaha... Kidding what's up?

Joyce: uhmm nothing much..just got off from a dreadful day at work and just wanna get high!

Me: Haha it's Friday ma bo bian.. get high? Yeah you pretty much end up in hospital after that lol.. (She was one of the rare few who is allergic to alcohol)

Joyce: No la.. my colleague was telling me smoking cigs can make you high as well le but I don't want to start smoking at my workplace and let them know about it. Just want to try once...

Me:  hehe, would offer you but later your boyfriend would kill me hahaha!

Joyce: Aiya his also not in town, went on a holiday with his friends. So you nothing to do tonight right?

(WOW A HINT)
Me: alright we can try if you want to, where should we meet?

So she picked the place and time, which was pretty perfect to have a nice quiet night to chill out~
Reached there, yet being a typical Singaporean she was late.

In text~

Me: Wei, you fly airplane?

Joyce: sorry! missed the earlier bus

Me: so the bus fault? you owe me 1 being late ;P

Joyce: .. bish!

Me: Take that as a yes!

10minutes passed and the lady with all the right curves appeared.

As she appeared in her cyan floral dress, I couldn't help but wonder what job allowed her to wear that to work.

Just happened to be thinking out loud...

Me: Wow! what job lets you wear that eh?

Joyce: Walao.. my work clothing so fugly, later you say I bo style...

Me: No wonder! we got a late ass here but is the dress to impress me?

Joyce: *Slaps my arm* Tck..

We went over to a shop and grabbed some drinks before settling down on a bench near the park.
Time to test the water decided to sit right beside her with a little gap in-between, turns out to have no reaction from her..

Me: so what really made you wanna try smoking?

Joyce: Just cheap thrills to get high.. hehe..

Me: *Roll eyes* lol ok ok (Handing her a cig)

Joyce: Yes, master!

She tries the beginner method of just lighting the cig with no suction involved *FAILED*. The cig didn't burn through properly and told her to suck the cig while she lighted. As they say newbie smoker syndrome, she took a big puff while lighting and ended up choking herself. Patted her down to get rid of the cough, my hands were still on her back even after she calmed down. Guessing that would be a sign of comfort, decided to leave my hands there as we smoked and chatted. Before things took a turn.

Joyce: eh how come the first time I sucked the air I choked?

Me: you suck so hard like giving a bj, of course, will choke la.. got to puff with lesser strength..

Joyce: wa lao! si tiko *pushes me away*

Luckily I was quick enough to grab on to her shoulder to be right beside her with no gap in between..
Me: who told you to flaunt your bedroom skills?

*Clock Strikes Midnight* at the golden hour with just a glimpse of her alluring blushes the park lamp goes off.

That moment I can feel her heart pounding extremely hard..and she softly said she has to leave at 1am.

Me: wow is this the kind of topic lets your heart race?

Joyce: ermm... a little la.. aiyo who don't?

The chance sets in, as I told her my view of her when I first met her and wanting to solve to Mystery between 36C or 36D. 
With my arms still around her shoulder, took the chance and softly pressed on side boob and thinking to myself "oh did I just fuck things up" unexpectedly it was a good fuck up as she leaned more towards me and gently said, "don't la walao".

Me: Solving the mystery ma..and wow they are really soft bouncy Ds (As I carried on to press further)

she softly obliged as I placed my other hands on the lonely boob that was not inspected.

Both getting comfortable, I decided to slip 1 hand in as she softly moaned to the gentle touches and hugged me tighter..a sprung of Vega Boyz came into my mind "BOOM! BOOM! Boom! come lets spend the night together, together in my room BOOM! BOOM! Boom!"

All those thoughts were almost fantasies as she suddenly got up..

Joyce: We shouldn't be doing this! *Turning away from me*

Quickly got up and gave her a back hug whispering~
"I'm sorry.. but I can't explain why just the presence of you beside me, give me thirst to get even closer with you"

Just as I felt I saved the day, The Snake decided to rise up all the way making the bulge even harder as it rubs agains her delicate butt.. yet she continues to remain having her butt nudged on TheSnake.

Me: your heart is racing harder even now, I guess it's also curiously wanting the same outcome as me.

As I slowly moved her back on the bench, with sitting on my lap. We made out for a while, before I slipped my hands under and the other keeping at her neck to synchronize the heart beats..

Gentle strokes on her already flooded panty, drawn a more louder moan as I slipped away one of her dress straps. I lean in to pleasure her further as she stroked away TheSnake.

Me: TheSnake would love to make friends with your lips..

Joyce: cannot la public!

Me: My place is empty, I'll send you back later lah..

she nodded and whispered only oral okay..

We went over to my place, as the door closed we started making out like long lost lovers while moving towards the couch.

Undressing each other in the midst, as I hovered my lips down to the honey hole she started moaned softly..
As it went on we magically got into the magical 69 and feasted...

In the midst, I can sense the her moans were getting higher and longer. After awhile, I felt I was hearing her thoughts in my head "fuck me" and there it was again but louder.

As the sweet nectar flowed.. I continued slurping down while thrusting my tongue in ignoring her request.
Soon we got back again to making out with the nectar realm inches away from TheSnake she gently whispered the same words, with my reply "Beg Me~".

She repeated.. "Fuck! me Please!~"*smirk* 
Now when a lady says her please, it would be hard to deny the request.

Hours flew in a matter of seconds.. the fun comes to an end with a shower ending.

We headed out and sent her back to her place, bidding goodbye to our moment.

The End.

Meet Ms Claire, Part 2

Part 2 of the story would be continued from the time we stepped foot into the room.

She whispered to my ear, Punish me! I've been a bad girl!

Took me awhile to comprehend on what she just said.

Liking where this is going, I turned her and pinned her face first on to the wall.

Started spanking that tight ass left & right, she began saying HARDER! HARDER!.

Thinking to myself wow this girl really wants it bad.

After a few more spanks, I started stripping off her all her clothes till she was bare naked.

I could see her smirking with pleasure as I took off her clothes 1 by 1.

Her hands slowly went through my pants grabbing on to TheSnake, as she rubbed could see how she opens up her mouth imagining it in her mouth...

Me: You want it?!

Claire: Feed me!

Me:  Get on your knees!

She quickly got on her knees smiling for the candy pop.

Me: Take off my pants first~

She began unzipping my pants,  as she pulled down my underwear TheSnake took a cheap shot by smacking on her chin... she looked utterly confused not knowing what she signed up for.

Me: You want it?!

Claire: Yes YES!

Started to dick slap her across the face while telling her to say it like she means it.

*Slutty Tone*

Claire: Fuck my mouth baby~

She slowly started licking the rod all the way to the tip as she glared with me with her puzzled looking to see what I would do to her next.

Me: You like it, bitch?!

Claire: mhmmm yesss...

Being in full slut fuck drive, I began to thrust my dick harder into her mouth while choking her mouth with my dick. Could see she really enjoys it.

Slowly pushing her body on to the ground, I started to fuck her mouth from the top and make a 180-degree turn.

She was really flexible, I lifted up her legs and saw her honey pot dripping with juice...

Slowly, but surely I stood up while hugging on to her wait to a standing 69 position.

Against the wall, I started licking her honey pot while she sucked on to TheSnake. The body started squirming more as she has some intense orgasm.

Knowing all is set, I moved her to the bed and started devouring every inch of her body till she started saying Fuck me!

We all know what happened next, so I'll leave it to your imagination.

The End.